I’m starting to believe this is TomatoFace.

What’s next? Women driving while pregnant who lose a fetus after a car accident are going to be indicted on manslaughter charges? A woman who loses a fetus during a high-risk pregnancy will get tossed in jail ‘cause she “should’ve known”? This is really going to spiral down a vicious rabbit hole to the point where…

Shut.The.Fuck.Up.

Warren/Castro 2020!

I went to the Aviary once several years ago. The drinks were good. Time to pay them another visit!

Is there a positive correlation between the presence of this disease and the lack of lips, chin and ass? Just trying to identify the palpable physical markers. Thanks!

Tom Swift and His Electric Rifle 

Would you be asking this question if the author were a man?

She needs to put her money where her mouth is...

Denzel is above reproach? Why? “The King”? 

Throw the whole state away.

Read what your wrote again.

Abolish the police.

This needs to have about 50,000 stars.

My mood all year. 

You’re part of the problem.

Yes! I was rooting for her. Now I wish her continued safety and an early release (because those charges sound trumped up AF).

Right...a girl can dream, though.

Damn, I got excited there for a moment thinking this article was going to be about how Barack Obama got thicc. *sigh* Alas, it was not to be.

Would give her a sizeable chunk of cash for a master class.