no

Plus, the South Side, Chicago native in me

The fake Native American shit made me lose a lot of respect for her. Naturally I’d vote for her over a second Trump term, but this announcement doesn’t excite me.

Ahh. So, give or take 20 pounds?

A woman who looks very similar to this woman (except dirtier and more meth) asked me where the chip aisle was yesterday while I was grocery shopping. I mean, I was clearly a customer, just like she, but somehow she thought I’d take time and attention away from my own tasks to help her. She was wrong.

I don’t know much about boxing but, aren’t...aren’t they supposed to be the same weight?

Thank you!

It’s soooo accurate too

I have so much Jemisin on my reading list. Where should I start?

*gags*

McCaskill is trash. She exemplifies and typifies the problem with white liberal women. I saw her on PBS Newshour talmbout kowtowing to Trump voters by not focusing on “identity politics” (dogwhistle for “lets not make white people, especially white men, feel bad for being white and male”). Check out the 10 minute…

Nope, not just you! I have to do the same.

My sincerest apologies

Are your notifications all funky too?

She’s a terrible actress...

Ugh. *shudders*

Lawd, you tried it. Let this be your last failure of the year, mmkay?

Okay, that is not fair to sloths.

I’m going to need you to shut the fuck up.