Oof, my second-hand embarrassment is strong.

Your mother knew. Sorry to break it to you.

unkeeped...

What a disgusting person. Gay bans aren’t Jesus approved, but hey, I guess bigots don’t really care about facts.

You get it.

I’ll allow it.

Pie > cake

Still...

Never trust anyone with a parenthesis surrounding their mouth...

BOTH?!

Ya’ll, I’m headed to Florida next week. Pray.For.Me.

Trump Believes That Kim and Kanye Are Helping With His Popularity Among African Americans!

LOL

This is why when men decry how “emotional” women are, arguing that our emotionality impairs our judgement and decision-making skills, I just laugh and laugh.

“and the cold brew will FUCK YOU UP”

I got a good giggle out of this myself. It’s so rich, right down to FB giving him a slap on the wrist but not daring to suspend his account like they’ve done so many people of color. What a time to be alive.

Ya’ll, I got a trip to Miami planned in a couple of weeks. Pray for me.

Obligatory

*narrows eyes* Who sent you?

I’ve been pronouncing it at YEH-sha. *mind blown*