What is this Gates you speak of? I’m going to have to trade the fries in for corn on the cob, unless the fries are exceptional.

Isn’t strange that he’s never not smiling?

You’re right! Important distinction.

I would have thought Suri was a woman too if I hadn’t watched the video. “Chadha” as a middle name doesn’t help matters either.

What is this thing? Is it the biblical rib? The whole, a man gets to be a whole person but a woman is just a small fraction of a whole person thing? And why do I have a taste for rib tips now?

For real. What kind of half-ass representation is that? Where’d she find this guy? Was he pulled from a list of attorney’s that the police department itself recommended to her?

Jim “Mattress Mack” McIngvale, a true gentleman and furniture store owner in Houston (who has a history of community outreach and community service) didn’t require the city of Houston to ask that his humongous store be used as a shelter. He opened his doors swiftly and without conditions. Literally allowing people who…

I cackled.

You tried it. You failed. Now take that L and stick it up your ass.

They wouldn’t dare cross-post. They wouldn’t dare do that to their fragile readership.

Agreed. Though I kinda feel like she’s one drunk argument with a black woman away from being a Beckeisha.

Oh Yesha, you make me smile.

No one uses the word “ghetto” anymore, dear.

I saw a video the other day on FB featuring an older white woman navigating through the Charlottesville crowd of Nazis. In a sit down interview, she relayed her experience as we, the audience, watch footage of her walking through the crowd and talking to the camera about what she witnessed. She strongly admonished the…

A believer in “equality, justice and respect for all” is also advocate for vigilante lynchings? Hmmm...doesn’t compute.

Are you that somebody? Tell me you’re that somebody.

Haha, meta.

NC James Cobo could get it. Not sure he’d want it...but he could get it nevertheless!

I am but a humble student at the Harriot School of Clapbacks. Thank you professor.