I had a conversation with a conservative member of my family many moons ago where he told me (upon finding out that I regularly contribute money to Planned Parenthood, which I told him proudly) that my feelings on abortion would drastically change when I got pregnant.

the older, more established ones go by SMERSH

I believe Planned Parenthood prefers the moniker of H.Y.D.R.A

I always thought that one of the coolest things about Jerome Kersey was that he never acted like Drake.

Jerome Kersey was a dirty rotten no-good Trail Blazer whom the Sonics respected enough to sign late in his career. "We" were glad to have him on our side for once.

use to work at the Rose Garden for a couple years. An old coworker posted this today:

The judges also would have accepted "Internet commenter demonstrates ignorance of world sport scene, spends time responding to article he thinks is too trivial to waste time on."

May be a virgin, but she is certainly an attention whore.

Mexico may disagree.

Sex for her is once every four years for 12 seconds.

For Lolo Jones, God clearly didn't create sex for any purpose.

I'm surprised Jones said anything at all, she has built a reputation on being notoriously tight-lipped.

what do the other people say?

Because the Fucking Drug War is one of this country's greatest crimes against its own people and the rest of the world.

Yeah. If there is one thing Kobe has tremendous experience with, it's college basketball.

Looks like in Russia they also have the right to bear arms

Everyone just looks for a handout now instead of getting a damn job. Thanks Obearma.

I'm really glad I like my parents.

You mess with the ram you get fucked up

"Whoa I just made you black! I've never felt so powerful"