Oh great, another Scott Van Pelt story.

Information age tech used to further bronze age bullshit.

... as long as you're white.

It's called "The Funbag."

so basically lifehacker for guys who are afraid of reading a nerdy site like lifehacker

"Sorry guys I tore my quad." - sung to the Nationwide jingle.

"He just didn't look like 18 out there."

...the woman told investigators when they were dispatched to a home in the 4400 block of Rue de la Harbor about 8:52 a.m., McGregor said.

READ BETWEEN THE LINES, SHEEPLE

Shoulda gone with these bad boys.

Razorback girl here, when we played Alabama I had to listen to a bunch of drunk douchebros sitting in our fan section celebrating their heads off over their 14-13 victory (over unranked Arkansas, then still on a double digit conference losing streak) and I thought, 'wow, bama is so overrated this year. They're gonna…

Both these games only made me want an 8-team playoff.

Here. Enjoy.

Ebb Tide.

Grant, Sherman, Buckeyes: Alabama continues a tradition of losing to guys from Ohio.

Suffice it to say, parity sucks, and it's not fair to hobble players and teams who do their job well in the misguided, often futile attempt to help teams that do their job poorly. The sooner we all admit this, the easier it will be to get rid of it. After all, if we don't demand fairness in sports, can we really say…

Vaping.

How bout the word "bae". That can fuck right off and die in 2014

Magary, do you even know the correct usage of 'mansplaining?"