It always fascinates me who people choose to give the benefit of the doubt to. I notice you didn't say a word about what the other person might have been going through - maybe she suffers from migraines and was unable to function with a screaming child in her vicinity, maybe she was wearing a hearing aid and the…

How is that even remotely polite? Like sorry twenty people in the store, but you'll have to listen to my kid screaming for another 5 minutes because I don't feel like dealing with it right now? Seriously? Way to not give a shit about anyone in your surroundings including your kid.

Man, he really needs to learn the American way of using code words such as "scrappy" and "natural athlete".

Millions and millions of dollars?

Before Barrak Hussien OBAMA was President, Madison Bumgarner made 0 starts. Coninsedence???

Excellent delivery of "Good Luck" too.

That had comedic timing and everything. Great switch from POV to a stabilized medium single for the punchline too. Well done Andrew.

Disgusted with the Browns players, the young child then packed up his things and moved to Baltimore

"you have to work like 10 straight nights..you're always dropping your hard earned cash on lozenges for your sore throat, and you rarely get a chance to really show some talent"

I guess the following image is both upsetting and potentially NSFW, but it's an important one, because it is a picture of something we rarely see and because it is so often drowned out.

I know whenever I get pregnant accidentally, I head to the Alamo to think things through.

"and at the start of the match they were loud enough to be picked up by the mics"

During last week's Lions telecast, the announcers noted that Jim Caldwell does a really good JoePa impression

And what Kelly and the other writers will never admit is that women can be assholes too; having two X chromosomes doesn't make you perfect. I don't care either way, I just want a boss who doesn't suck.

As a lifelong Royals fan born almost 9 months to the day before their last trip the post season ended I can honestly say I wouldn't be upset. It'd suck for them to make this far, in the way they did and then lose it, but every new game is one being played with house money after the last 29 seasons of cashing out…

I like Zacaria's facial expression as Carli is yelling at him. I want to think that he is thinking "Dude, I do not give a single fuck about what you are yelling at me, I'm taking care of this god damn adorable puppy."

you know the inquirer is the publication that investigated and broke that story, right?

Well, Jonny, you know what I always say, where there's steak there's sizzle. Unless you eat your steak raw, which is an acceptable way to eat steak. When I eat raw steak, I enjoy it with delicious accouterments such as lemon, egg yolk, horseradish, and french bread. I appreciate your thoughts on steak!

This guy is heartless

Taking a "Knee"? how disgraceful....