Nobody has ever really missed Florida.

Because a curfew was arbitrarily created for them to enforce, so since then it's been boot, heel, crush.

My elephant is also a cat. He favours the poke-the-human-repeatedly-in-the-face technique.

While I would never agree to being punished like this, I really like and admire this guy having a sense of humor. Anyone can win a league, (Iv'e won and unless there is money involved, its not worth the time really) but it takes a secure man with some guts to pull this off.

I'm of the mindset that PMS removes the bullshit-tolerance all women have, and puts us on dude-level for a few days. Guys rarely put up with shit, and they don't have to justify it with a hormonal imbalance. I like my PMS for that reason - I don't have to pretend to give a shit when I'm just not feeling it. It's…

Bacon-wrapped scallops taste like bacon, not scallops: http://deadspin.com/how-to-cook-se…

Demand, and America's lovefest with sodium

And if you find yourself in a big hayfield up near Buxton at the base of the wall you'll find a rock that has no earthly business in a Maine hayfield. Piece of black, volcanic glass. There's something buried under it I want you to have.

ahh. Us xenophobic Americans, what with readily available and popular French, German, Italian, Greek, Mexican, Chinese, Japanese, English, Thai, Indian, and whatever country is responsible for Shwarma, foods available and popular everywhere.

If you have access to such a glorious thing in your shopping area, most Asian butchers should have uncured pork belly.

I'm white, but my kid's best friend in our neighborhood is black, and she's the same age with similar rules and their family hasn't had trouble either that I know of. I honestly think it's more of a poverty/class thing at work here, with of course the obvious stipulation that the poor in America's cities (which is…

"Then I guess she needs to stop hanging around with homosexuals."

Only in Chmurica.

Ahem... it's called Indian Style.

Earlier today, rumors about four Notre Dame players being expelled and the entire 2012 season being vacated began to swirl on message boards, Twitter, and Reddit.

It's Notre Dame. This will blow over just like a scissor lift.

If history is a guide, it's likely those players will just be shuffled to another Catholic institution and continue their careers, the academic advisers will receive some hush money, and this whole thing will just be swept under the rug.

"Why does he hate running the ball?"

A tortured analogy, butt, fuck it.

The Jets are just happy Quarterback Mark is gone.