Oh please, stop it with bullshit euphemisms like "he should aspire to do better". If you really thought it's a writers's prerogative to put only what he/she wants in his/her books, you wouldn't be saying that they should "aspire to do better". At least be fucking honest and say that you DON'T think that writers should…

His whole argument basically boils down to "there's no gay sex because I didn't want to put any in".

Who wouldn't want to lead off with a BJ?

She speaks as though she has something to say that is worthy of being heard. That's a pretty grave offense for a lot of FOX viewers, coming from a black woman.

Uppity. I think they mean uppity.

Stir fry. Pick a meat, grab a bag of frozen vegetables, add teriyaki sauce (or whatever sauce you want, some like hot sauce or soy) cook that in a pan and make some rice.

On Sunday mornings I like to dice a sweet potato, saute it with onion for a few minutes, add garlic and peppers and shit like that, often cumin, something green (diced zucchini lately), either black beans or spare meat, crack a couple eggs on top, cover the pot for way too long so I never get the eggs right, and then…

Halupki Casserole. It's like traditional Halupki, but without rolling the cabbage. You need a head of cabbage, ground beef/veal/pork combo, onions, tomato soup, and rice. Brown the meat with the onions, and while doing so, whip the soup (and equal parts water) into a smooth blend. While the meat is browning, cube…

Canned Cincinnati Skyline Chili on a bed of noodles.

Of any place that would have a problem with this, I'm surprised it's Switzerland. If you're rich enough, they'll pretend they have no opinion.

He's no Psy Young.

Calm down tough guy.

Man fuck you, seriously fuck you. You don't know what was in this guy's head. What demons he was dealing with in his depression and addiction. You think his wife and kids didn't cross his mind, or that this was an easy decision for him to make. Man, fuck you.

I'm going to miss the shazbot out of that guy.

On the plus side, it looks like he's finally gonna see some court time.

"The angry guy could just drive away instead of nearly having a aneurysm."

See? That's how a proper lady dresses. There's not a single bare ankle or wrist to irrationally inflame the senses.

You'd lose weight too if your fork missed your mouth 55% of the time.