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Oh ... go tug on moose balls or something, you're a bad, bad person.

I'm sorry you think you're a little bit stupid because I thought the same thing and wondered how FoD fooled us all into being sorry about something we didn't do and had no reason to be sorry for.

Ghetto Kong

I would avoid him, he's not highly recommended and is known to tell cheesy jokes to patients under his care.

I don't have kids and the Phils haven't been worth watching past May for the past three seasons anyway, so it's radio for me. I have listened to the A's for four summers now and radio is still a perfect medium to enjoy baseball. Excellent play-by-play man and decent color and it frees you to move away from a screen.

Del Rio had a winning record in Jacksonville and two playoff appearances and you're whining about the hire? A fan of a franchise so bereft of success and good decision making in the past 14 years it make the Browns look competent, really?

MENTORTUNITYSHIPS

Oooooooo, watch out everyone, John Law is here and he's not happy, he's not happy at all. Go ahead, unhappy internet lawman with all that extraordinary training, break down the SOP for busting up a peaceful street celebration and make sure you use lots of action verbs an' shit, that way it's sound more exciting.

He is without a doubt the best character on the show and goddamn he's a brilliant fucking actor. Everyone is raving about Hardy and he's good but he gets to play the psychopath and act the monster. Murphy is good but I find Neill's character a cardboard cutout. Aunt Poll's character is excellent in support, the little…

Just admit it already, you have no clue how to get to Temecula. No reason to be shy.

Yeah! And Stub Hub won't fucking rape you on the ride home either so there's that!

That's from a a guy who relishes European soccer in which the number of teams that actually have a realistic chance of winning a major trophy is less than 10.

Dude, arguing about the purity of college athletics and attempting to compare one major program to another is like wondering which hooker from the ranch is the one to take home to meet mom.

What about the ethics in gaming journalism and the foul lack of ethics and virtue at Kokotakookoo?

Those are so well done.

Seeing Mom exhausted from working out: "Mommy why don't you just sleep like Daddy?"

Michael Chiklis really let his hair grow

Waiter, *angrily*: "Well, maybe I will come to your country then. And eat all of your bread!"

That's fantastic