Pffft, she's South Philly tough. Those desert rats and their desert bats will have a drought similar to the one ravaging their dry-ass state. They're gonna get Mo'ne'd and filleted as that girl sashays from the mound to the dugout cooled by the breeze of another swing and a miss.

Nonsense, SI has featured female athletes from soccer, tennis, swimming, track and field and nearly every Olympic sport compete in as well as golf and motor sports. Stop making shit up to reinforce a bullshit narrative.

Yes I'm an idiot but I still spent a few good minutes turning the letters "NiNerds" over and over in my head trying to figure out the connection between the Niners, the stadium, and Monty Python.

You apparently got stuck in dipshit land and are unable to get out. We warned you about a steady TV diet of Hannity you simpering halfwit.

You could not have made a more inaccurate statement.

Also check your local co-op or natural food store, there's a good chance they'll have it as well.

Nah, it won't be D-1, it'll be Villanova or maybe Sacred Heart. BC is even more insufferable then Notre Dame.

That side-hug thing can get pretty risque

Well there is at least one loss in those two games, Valdosta State has won three D-2 national championships since 2004, the latest was '12.

Heartbreaking. CBS news is reporting that Brown was a suspect in a strong arm robbery in which he allegedly stole cigars from a local store. As his uncle pointed out, even if that were true it still doesn't explain the officer's actions up to and including his initial contact with Brown nor why he was shot and killed…

You're correct. It took three minutes between the time Brown was contacted and when he was shot and killed. 12:01 until 12:04. Three minutes, the time it takes to heat up your lunch in the microwave is enough time to contact an unarmed teenager, accost him, determine that he is an imminent and life-threatening danger…

Then he bites them

Yes, the ending was fantastic.

I also watched him in another movie where he befriends a Catholic nun who feeds the homeless. He's a drunken vet and somehow ends up living in a rich guy's apartment and taking on some gang of bad guys while seducing sister Long Legs. Like all his roles, it's utterly absurd and magnificent.

Statham carries Snatch.

It's also the same article that at least two Eagles beat writers put out following last year's training camp.

Fuck you.

The threat is that they will release his identity, so again, where was the threat they made that was illegal?

Where's your hood? You're missing your hood, you really shouldn't comment in public without your hood and white sheet.

Look! Look everyone! It's the George Zimmerman defense!