Do clothing sizes affect how your badass looks and if so, do they make your badass look bigger or smaller?

Do you follow the NFL? Because if you follow the league even in the most cursory fashion you will know that NFL players rely upon drugs to get back on the field every week. If you don't follow the NFL and have no clue as to the damage that is inflicted on the human body, damage that is routinely managed by the use of…

Pop Molly in the face two or three times and it's only two games, however.

Well, "drugs" are bad as we all know unless they are being produced, marketed and sold by drug-making corporations. When that happens the drugs are good, particularly the opiate based drugs that lead to post-professional addiction and abuse, those are the really, really, good drugs. Mix them up with the most prevalent…

His Inside the Actors Studio is as good if not better.

Fuck you

goddammit

Well, considering the torture and abuse report Amnesty International just released that may not be the best strategy.

Exactly. A woman and self-described critic who most likely wears untanned koala fur as a dress while shod in some sort of South Seas clog has some nerve.

I'm not that old but you can take your motherfucking raw fish and shove it up your ass while you twerk to the latest shit-bomb that is considered a "hit song" these days.

Can I leave out say, the flour, the corn meal, the oil and hell, even the pan because fried dough balls has about as much appeal as a trip to church with Nick Saban who always coaches up the altar boys before mass?

Yeah, all those organized atheists who covered up decades of sexual abuse of children and how those organizations lobby lawmakers o ensure their particular brand of non-belief is forced on the rest of society despite being wholly contradictory to the founding documents and ideals.

D2 and D3 are far from dead. This idea that universities have to have million-dollar earnings from football and basketball to operate an athletic department is nonsense.

No sarcasm either.

The only difference between this shitbag and every snake oil salesman who runs a church or joins a priesthood or become a Rabbi or Imam is that he was far too over the top about being a scheming, lying, piece of dishonest shit.

You're just a dick, man, just a tad of a dick, man.

Can I still get some of them cookies though?

These guys are

Nearly incurable staph infections and Al Qaeda?