I am waiting for the outrage over the use of air-brushing and photoshopping to make her ass appear unreal and how that is an insult to all girls everywhere who should be proud of their bodies and how they shouldn't be forced to endure the insulting and patriarchal notions that a woman's body needs any sort of…

When the surviors of her victims are allowed to leave the horrific murder of their loved one behind.

You're silly.

I am not sure, but does Newton wear his baseball cap backwards?

As I was growing up Lou was playing for the Yankees and it wasn't until a few years ago I learned he was of Spanish descent and not Italian. Always thought he was just another dumb greaseball who was good at baseball.

I wanna eat what you're cooking

Even when I use freshly caught razor clams I still use a bottle of clam juice, it's the flavor not the clams that make the meal.

As a real East-coaster transplanted to the Northwest I rely on the hardy folks who are up at 4:30 a.m. to go dig razor clams from the local shores. I make the breakfast and those dumbasses come back with the clams which are then turned into chowder throughout the autumn and even sometimes into the winter.

if the entire Pancetta experience hasn't been ruined for you by hearing Giada De Laurentiis say pahn-CHEET-tah 900,000 times per second on your television for the past decade.

But ... but when are you going to tell us that breast feeding in public is actually just another horrible example of western white women culturally appropriating a long and storied cultural custom of African women who have been doing since the human race first appeared?

Nine-year old kids aren't part of the deal they are not part of the team and they are not part of the program but you keep reaching for any reason to claim that Nike is right in demanding a nine-year old child wear their clothing because of business deals outside his control.

yes! Thank you

Speaking as a guy who was born in Philadelphia, fuck you and the fucking horse you rode in on and the donkey you fucked to earn money to get here.

One woman in New Mexico absolutely lost her fucking shit when she found out the service she requested from cable company Comcast would be free.

The A's are overly sensitive? Have you watched the A's at all? They're about as sensitive as a condom made of thick wool. Machado acted an ass on a routine play and then hit a fellow player in the head with a baseball bat on consecutive swings and then threw a bat at a pitcher.

Missy Elliot made one of the best music videos I ever saw. It was set in a school and it was all-girl focused and it completely jumped off the screen. She is wonderfully creative.

That music you hear is the playing of "Spinal Taps" as his career enters its twilight.

Well, to be honest, Jesus was an annoying hipster not a nerd.

Yup, Joel Youngblood did it in 1982

That's because Rube is nothing more than a big pussy, a real chicken of the rail yard.