Seems fishy, that's for sure, seems fishy.

Great fucking write-up.

Remember to honor the code — snitches get stitches!

It would be horrible, but then again she could break all of us in half and I am pretty sure she wouldn't give a flying fuck.

She's a world-class weightlifter and Olympian who is pretty damn strong. She has an older brother who plays in the NFL as well and they are a pretty accomplished athletic family. We just don't associate athletic success with a woman her size, she has weighed as much as 350 pounds.

McFadden and Whitehead (one of dozens of outstanding musical acts to come out of Philadelphia, the city with the most soul this side of Bryn Mawr) got some bump going on but these clowns are in Cleveland so you would expect some music from say, The Ohio Players or Lakeside.

Not really, Serena is known as "thick"

I was thinking more along the lines of Holly Mangold, but I get your point.

"Go fuck myourself" is at least a step in the sex education talk.

Would you be similarly stupid if we gave you a chance to continue to make absurdly silly false equivalencies? Yes, yes you would be.

Judging a hypocritical asshole who proudly supports ignorance as knowledge and then see it hit him right in his living room, priceless.

Then she needs to have a serious talk with her dumbass dad because he's the fuckwit who was too fucking stupid to teach her properly and he's the one who is the target of these stories, not her. He has caused this not a blog post and not people who comment on blog posts.

You don't remember that shit about Palin at all because it didn't fucking happen. Her mother got rightly roasted for her ignorance and Bristol didn't get shit until she opened her fucking cake-hole about how awesome she is as a single mom.

Who the fuck cares? We don't give a fuck who you do or don't fuck, seriously we don't. But plenty of us fuck and plenty of kids are going to to fuck as they get older so giving them accurate information about sex and sexual pratices is a smart fucking thing to do.

Certainly.

Harmony Church, Fort Benning Georgia, summer of '84. Had a fellow basic trainee end up in the hospital because he hadn't shit for a week because the toilets were six inches apart and open and he would look aghast at ten of us just sitting there chatting while taking a post-breakfast shit together.

I was going to say yes, when you are dead and then I remembered the story from the other day where the male nurse fucked a dead woman's corpse.

You should write a book of regulations about how other people you don't know and will never know should act in their lives because you fucking know better. Condescending fuckwit.

I bet the mom is close to someone on the prosecutor's team. That would also explain why the girl has so far not been charged as well.

Here, have one or several of my beers to wash those down, I have plenty more, trust me.