The only reason we know her name is because of her looks. That and appalling taste in men. So your whole rant is pretty silly.

The dog's name is Reckless.

He's just so much fun to watch.

I'm his right-hand arm man.

You'll notice that I am not married to mrsmoney. Jus' sayin'.

Our local PD now tweets out the locations of its traffic safety enforcement locations and the chief said exactly that, people will see it and pay attention.

Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel probably needed several people to explain why banning locks and twists was a problem for African American soldiers, let alone a priority for him.

And it's by far the prettiest name.

That's OK, I thought it was the Colonel.

Now we are going to take a vote to determine if the relationship you are in is worthy of the rights we enjoy. In fact, I can say right now, regardless of what relationship you have I disapprove and I am going to vote that disapproval and actively deny you rights extended by the government to others.

Tulibu dibu douchoo is now part of my vocabulary and will used often, very often.

I was making that cackle-laugh sound while I starred you.

Yeah, those leagues are known as Wall St. and K St., respectively.

Copy editors write headlines.

Yes, it's stupid, don't listen to the naysayers, it's dumb. Sasquatch doesn't live anywhere near the stupid Rockies, anyone with a brain knows that.

Wounded Knee?

I had a coach who used to say that stupid shit as well until I corrected him and told him that no, you don't miss the shots you don't take because you don't take them. What you meant to say you blithering meatball of a man dressed in those goddamn coach shorts they wore in the 70s and 80s, was that you can't score…

You should read the entire statement because your statement is dumb and you should feel dumb.

It's that sort of carelessness, Petchesky, that warns us that Deadspin Neideritter or two who really love and follow hockey. Loserritter.

Goat boy is creepy