And now the rest of their lives will forever suck. Way to go, Muzyka. It'd be like if an alien came down to earth, showed everyone an amazing piece of technology that is far beyond anything they've ever seen, and then just waved and flew away. Everyone eventually drives themselves mad trying to recreate it, and…

Because linking to pointless social statistic sites is quite the heavy gauntlet to throw down, right?

Snorting a few lines is much cheaper than marriage. Plus, you have less of a chance of having a heart attack.

Oh, good. Even more incredibly boring games that continue a story on par with a SyFy Channel movie. Shoving your way through crowds while playing out some child's sci-fi story is totally in need of at least 400 parts.

I kind of thought "intern" meant "bitch ripe for the raping." That is how almost every internship I've ever heard of has gone, and how mine went. Alas, I forgot it was 2013 and that I could sue for someone looking at me funny.

A Halo designer scoffed at Kojima? Hahahaha...hahaha...hah...

That is like a cub scout scoffing at Indiana Jones.

It's a miracle that the earth didn't explode from so much rugged manliness.

Ah, I hate 3D fighters. It'll at least be better than DoA and Tekken, though. Well, maybe not Tekken, but definitely DoA. Rumble Roses is better than DoA, though, so it won't be a very fulfilling victory.

Anyway, Arcana Hearts. That is all.

Kotaku and TMZ should partner up.

A completely inconsequential layoff happened, eh? The awesome guy at the burger place down the street that always put zillions of pickles on my burger got fired, as well. I'm way more concerned about that, seeing as how the fat bitch that replaced him deprives my burger of pickle goodness. "A god damn handful," is…

This video reeeeeeally grasps at some loose straws in order to draw it out.

"I hate that car! Look at that door handle; it's a millimeter too long."

I absolutely loved Pitch Black. Chronicles, not as much, but I still thought it was great. I'm stoked for Riddick. He's one of the best action/sci-fi characters to exist in…

Sweet. Maybe I can put it next to my old, busted laptop. I'll just throw some paint on the broken laptop and they can sit there and be completely useless together.

I don't understand the whole "dress as flamboyantly homosexual as possible to prove your worth as a man" thing. The guy at the costume party that is wearing lingerie and glitter isn't "confident" or "brave." No, he's most likely a narcissist that did it for the attention.

By today's standards, the 80s New Wave scene…

Hopefully it isn't as unbelievably boring as Assassin's Creed 3. A little tiki party could liven that hastily thrown together slop of a story, too.

You forgot to mention that it is an anal rape scene.

Yes, but there aren't nearly enough buttons for all character actions, and I sure as hell don't want anymore buttons than we already have.

I love how everyone is pretending that 90% of the existing MGS characters aren't erotic already.

"Ah! No! What is Kojima doing?! MGS always had such serious, practical characters!"

I'm not buying one until at least a year after both launches. I have such a huge backlog of 360 and PS3 games to play first. This upcoming generation sure has a hell of a lot more reasons to buy early than this generation did, though. God... this generation sucked. It is really hard to follow up the PS2 library,…

Bitches better watch their mouths around DeAndre Liggins, badass benchwarmer for a professional team with a middle school basketball team name. What the hell kind of name is DeAndre, anyway?
Don't worry, BeMichael Gigging, fast forwarder for the Lenexa Kansas Cup Holders (or whatever), I sympathize with you. I've had…

This reminds me of Adult Swim, and Adult Swim reminds me of someone raping my face with a screwdriver.