I see they are finally making every 90s grunge music video ever a reality.

She certainly was not the definition of teenage apathy in film, though. I mean, I can't cite it, but there has to be, at least a dozen examples that happened before nu-metal.

This is why I never revisit films or games from my childhood. The nostalgia factor is just never enough to overcome just how bad childhood taste is. I haven't watch Howard the Duck since I was 11, and I remember it being kick-ass, so I'm just going to leave it that way.
I honestly had no idea who Rocket Raccoon was…

Curt Schilling was one of the best pitchers of the last few decades, so I'm super glad we're focusing on his shitty game company snafu and making fun of his heart attack. I imagine that if Randy Johnson keels over, the first post will be something about how stupid and lanky he is.

Having lived in LA for the past year (and thankfully leaving this terrible excuse for a city to go back to New York soon), I can say that I have seen this more than once, with cars just as expensive. The reason is that the incredibly vapid subhumans aren't actually that stupid, they are just rich enough to not give a…

Every time I see anything compared to Daria, I automatically assume that it is going to be more boring than watching popcorn pop. I will never understand why Daria, apparently the originator of all apathetic teenage existence in film and television, gets any praise at all.

Right? My brother and I used to call each other "bro" all the time. Now it just feels wrong. I blame Dubstep. I also blame Dubstep for the Holocaust.

EDIT: But we do nonsensical handshakes and violent chest bumps when we do say it, just so the public knows that we mean business.

Eh... probably a better read than Game Informer.

Well, then I am definitely curious on what qualifies as a feminine male for you. Hillary Swank?

Ah, I get it, I get it. My joke was double sided, but I left it too vague. The first side was that the character has breasts, the flip side was that the breasts might very well make it Link... because he is a feminine equestrian, you know?

Is it extreme? On Amazon, it is going for $130 new, $93 used. So, this doesn't seem extreme at all. Quite the opposite of extreme, actually. Perfectly normal, in fact.

That is still only $30 more than a brand new game. Given the fan base and praise it receives, this really doesn't seem like all that much for a rare…

This chick is doing absolutely nothing for me. That's a shame.

September...

*throws Xbox out the window*

The entire concept is nothing but fan service. Zombies, schoolgirls, gore, etc., all of it is fan service. When the entire basis is fan service, you can't have too much. Using a girl's chest to stabilize your rifle is just flat out awesome.

Eh... Metroid without the game part would make for a pretty boring anything. Metroid has always been about solid gameplay, but the story is practically nonexistent.

"We also strongly believe that once you try the all-new Kinect and the game and entertainment experiences it enhances or enables, you won’t want to use your Xbox One without it."

Translation: "Once you are forced to use the Kinect in games that require it, and once you realize that we will place severe limitations on…

Right? I saw the outline of breasts and thought it was Link, too. :p

I am instantly reminded of Howard the Duck. I honestly LOVED Howard the Duck when I was growing up. I never read any of the comics, and I don't ever plan to, but apparently it is the worst movie ever (like every movie ever made is, as well).

The problem here is that I don't see this being anywhere near as fun as…

Oh, I have zero faith in humanity. It becomes aggravating at times. If Nazi Germany were around now, I would expect more articles comparing Nazi officers' uniforms to anime characters than updates on whatever imaginary war we'd be in. I would also suspect that some sort of Harry Potter SS meme would immediately…

haha, yeah, I'd say it is worth 5 bucks. However, it is not worth the $30 I paid for it.