HumanAbyss
HumanAbyss
HumanAbyss

It’s an over-corrected reaction to the “video games are the root of society’s problems” hot takes. The real answer is this:

So people here might be wondering how this was actually done.

I go one step further. I berate them, accuse them of diving, and issue a yellow card.

I know how it feels. Everyone who says “I can’t imagine” is correct—you can’t. I hope Bode Miller and is family can find peace. It’s been one year and twenty-five days since my 16 year old son died and I haven’t yet. I don’t think I ever will.

Again, it’s a serious sport...except when it’s not. Just like all of them. It’s why baseballs are somehow “more aerodynamic,” despite the fact that many purists love 2-1 pitchers’ duels. It’s why the NFL has the game slanted so heavily in favor of offensive players that. It’s why the three pointer was instituted in

Like Aesop Rock says: They will chop you down just to count your rings.

This is just a subtle critique of the article. Far be it for me to state how you, or anyone, should approach the subject or format. However...

Boy, you are just all sorts of stupid, aren’t you?

Wouldn’t you rather just be able to buy what you want? I think cosmetic MTX in $60 games are never going away, but they feel far less predatory when you can just go to a shop and pick whatever skins or hats you want rather than rolling the dice in hopes you’ll get that rare Junkrat outfit you’ve been craving.

Have you lost a friend or brother or a sister in a mass shooting?

Kotaku is just a pit of vindictive children who don’t have the mental or emotional maturity to deal with sensitive social situations. This place is seriously like watching a 12 year old girl get her feelings hurt, and just say/do horrible, inappropriate shit in retaliation because she’s too young and stupid to know

Wow. I was never a fan of TB, but you are a waste of human life.

RIP Totalbiscuit.

You sad little fuck. I am not an enormous fan of TB but he is a massive figure in gaming and no one deserves to suffer like he did. You are and will remain nothing for your entire life.

He should be jailed, right?

This is why he always has a clear lane to shoot, his farts must fuckin stink to high holy h-e-double hockey sticks

So many Boomers are just SO. OUT. OF. TOUCH. They truly have no idea how little they had to pay for their educations, homes, and basic necessities and how much they benefit from pensions, retirement programs, Medicare, and Social Security. Later generations have had none of their advantages, and the Boomers in

I’ve read some of the other stories since the Philadelphia Starbucks debacle. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR FELLOW WHITE FOLK: BLACK PEOPLE DOING LEGAL THINGS, LIKE SLEEPING OR COOKING OR EXISTING, IS NOT ILLEGAL. STOP WITH THIS SHIT.

I’m just so, so old and so, so tired. Pardon me for going into “Old Man Rants at Cloud” mode here, but I really wish society would stop rewarding assholes and idiots with likes, clicks, money, views, what have you. Logan Paul acts like the worst stereotype of an ugly American in Japan, throwing shit at cops and

Why would it be misogynistic? It’s egalitarian. If the men have to go through ridiculous workout regimes to become enormously buff, why not apply that same standard to the women? It makes more sense for Carol Danvers to be ripped than Star-Lord.