Another thing that got forgotten was the fact that against all probability a sperm whale had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.

And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this poor innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its…

False. The best X-men story, by far, was Age of Apocalypse.

That and the network issues. I honestly loved that game, it was a welcome break from all the bullshit CoD was flooding the market with. One of the BIGGEST complains they got was "Lack of K/D" because the dudebros that were killing people instead of DOING THE DAMN OBJECTIVES were crying they couldnt see just how…

Bastion's one of three games I'll label as a 'perfect video game,' and be dead serious about it.

Same here. In our little universe we can only allow one game per genre. Same applies to film and music. I'd recommend all others to follow our lead.

Kind of puts Mr Molyneux to shame, doesn't it.

WTF??? Screw you, man!

He specifically says that if you think a game is flawed, you should criticize it. What he's saying is that it should take the form of thoughtful, constructive feedback, rather than in the form of things like "the people who made this game must be a bunch of gay cocksmokers plz die and stop making shitty games".

It's recoil mechanics are nonsense. Some of the clips the guy is aiming 10 feet below the intended target. Every other game teaches you to aim at your target. Switching to this game makes it feel ass-backwards. Also, there is no visual feedback about the guns current accuracy or recovery state. People try to argue…

Kotaku...talking about good web design and user interface?

Yeah, I'm not about to 'wait', because I simply ain't interested.

Seconded. I run a print shop now and the amount of names I forget is absurd. I attribute this to too many games.

Maybe your friend doesn't die. Maybe you take the remaining parts and make him better, stronger and faster. Maybe you make the 6 million Lego Brick Man.

It's totally justifiable to blame Google for this shit.

1) Many RPGs suffer with controllers in my opinion but I will always take a controller in a racing or platforming game. The keyboard and mouse wins elsewhere. Not to mention, it's a growing trend that most games that are controller compatible, ship on PC with controller capability. Wow, what a revolutionary idea that…

Once I finally found where the turkey ended and the chicken and meager amount of duck began, I realized the turducken is more a study in textures than it is flavors.

Why should he have to defend this? It's his vision for his game. If you don't like it or are offended by it, don't play it. Simple as that

So what you're saying is that reality is... sans Sarif?

Man this is crazy you are dancing with the entire McPoyle family, these people are freakshows man...freaks! But you're keeping your cool...you are keeping your cool, you know why? Because you are the geenman. Greenman is saving your life right now bro!