Clearly with the war over he has time to properly wash and condition his mane.

Well, in all fairness, how else would you except your trophy for biggest douche?

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

I love that this guy isn’t even the craziest person in his family.

Last week Michigan-Michigan State, this week Florida State-Georgia Tech. The gods of the special teams demand a sacrifice or this will continue every week.

I remember seeing somewhere recently they want to bring this back for Xbox One, with all the hardware, network and other types of improvements that have been made since last time. I personally never bothered with it on 360, but all my friends were all over it.

He’ll always live on in our dreams.

And now I know who ratted us out…. . . . . . .

Random softball league story:

People forget how great Secretariat truly was. I blame this PC culture of ours, changing the name to “Administrative Assistant’s Day.” Total BS if you ask me.

Something big and black?

FINNISH HIM!!!

Damn! Those guys are huge as FUCK!!!

Uhh I may or may not have a law degree but “Am I being detained?” would be a good place to start.

Rule of thumb for PC gaming and Ubisoft: Fuck Ubisoft.

I was once on an escalator going down to a DC Metro station when some guy slid by me and a pack of people on the hand rail, and said "Out of the way bitches" as he passed. When I got to the bottom of the escalator the dude had his shin bone poking out of his leg. That was satisfying.