El Yucateco’s Habanero hot sauce is the best. It is actually “hot,” unlike a lot of others, has a great consistency (i.e., not too watery), and is easy to find in nearly every grocery store. https://shop.padillagroup.com/collections/el-yucateco-hot-sauces/products/el-yucateco-8-oz-bottles-full-case

El Yucateco’s Habanero hot sauce is the best. It is actually “hot,” unlike a lot of others, has a great consistency…

I’m listening. 

“...ball.”

I’m not looking forward the chain of puns that is coming down this (bike) path to hell. I think you may have spoke too soon. 

I hope it doesn’t derailleur day.

Ballmer: I wanna make this Seattle basketball team more successful!

Columbian style, like from Columbia, SC? Ew, no.

Obligatory.

Go Jets!

Go Redskins!

Go Bears!

STEP 3: KNOW YOUR QUEUES

Chase Utley does not like you guys anymore.