I think “the right thing to do” is a little generous. It was the least terrible option they had. Kind of like a bank robber opting to surrender to police after shooting just one hostage.

Is his name still Huxley? Maybe the new parents re-named him Braden or Caden during the re-homing.

Not so sure Steve Jobs had uncanny instincts. He resisted two of the things that helped launch Apple into the stratosphere and he treated his cancer with vitamins and high-protein smoothies. But was definitely an asshole. 

The Aristocrats!

Oklahoma does not, in fact, have a set of keys to the state. It’s a tangle of old ropes tied together with granny knots. Just make sure you re-attach the bungee cord and put the lawn chair in front of the gate, otherwise the Cleevus’s dogs will get in and shit on the lawn.

Well, it should be chords. 

Today I learned there is a Planner Community. 

She just wants to put heat on Biden to make sure Warren isn’t considered.

Maybe she’d feel better if she shot an innocent person. 

Made in Chicago, Illinois!

Can’t they just make cardboard cutouts of the graduates and mess with the lighting?

There is only This Old House. The rest of them, particularly the Property Brothers, are frauds.

I think “diva” is just another word for personality disorder. 

Exactly. This is how elections are won. I hope the democratic party remembers the goal here: to beat Trump. 

To beat Trump. 

This is an direct insult to babies. Take it back. 

“We don’t want nobody that nobody sent”

The onus is on the claimant? This is an gossip blog with an an anonymous commenting system. The “claimant” can do whatever the hell they want.

And they’re starting to get a little annoying. 

And still not the most dangerous and unhinged real estate mogul from New York.