I think it had the best series finale of any show I’ve ever seen. Note perfect. 

That’s OK. It happens to a lot of bull semen factories. 

This would be the least interesting question ever asked of Tom Cruise. 

Ah, but the line quality and balance of a Pelikan Souverän M800 is something to behold.

I don’t know. The Wisconsin Man-Wolf roaming the lake country with a rusty pitchfork is pretty creepy too. 

All the astronauts that went to the moon went a little crackers.

Weird. Not a whole lot of Eastland disaster enthusiasts. 

It’s the momboys I’m worried about.

Just listen in to any marketing meeting where design concepts are being reviewed and they will always be one asshole who drops “I think there’s too much white space.” It’s the only design term they’ve ever learned, other than maybe “font” and boy do they like to use it. The only remedy? Fill that white space with…

I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it ( you can’t have it)

Yes. Very sad. I heard their next “adventure” was to live with hungry Grizzly Bears.

I think you’ve just described Nancy Pelosi. 

I’m sorry but excessive hair gel, piercings, tatoos, and purposely misspelled names do not wash away the reality that magicians are shelved next to balloon artists, prop comics, palm readers, and ventriloquists at the half-priced bookstore of life.

I’d like to know why the police detective thinks she’s hot on the trail of the Zodiac Killer and not the accidental (justified use of deadly force) death of a predator.

Or you can go to one of 10,000 public parks in the United States that have a surplus Sherman tank. It’s right next to the non-working water fountain shaped like a purple hippo.

Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman was indeed problematic to the “church”

There’s no shame in not reading it. I’m sure it’s available at your local library or enlistment depot.

Because you haven’t read it. 

I recommend reading the Declaration of Independence. It’s just an amazing document 

Nope. I think Independence Day works just fine.