Who the fuck took this post out of the grays?

Ha! That sniper rifle sounds exactly like a Starter’s Pistol!

“Man arrested today after breaking into powerplant yelling incoherently about ‘Zapdos’ and waving his cell phone wildly in the air.”

Forgot Giannis, too...

They do this a lot in Philly, too, but there they just call it the 2nd quarter.

This the full Murcia...

Don’t worry. We’ve already dispatched one of our best men to handle it.

That guy was actually his step dad. The kid hadn’t really taken a liking to his new step dad and usually only talked to him in passive aggressive remarks. Step dad thought that a trip to the ball game would change all of that. Kids love sports! But when he got there the kid wasn’t impressed and after every play would…

Cue all the imbeciles who won’t get the joke in the headline. I’ve already fallen for this shit. Put another W in the win column for the Warriors. Winning 112-95 against the Lakers still counts as a win Deadspin!

@NihilistLebron: In the darkness between the stars, there is a six-mile-wide asteroid on a collision course with Earth and we can’t stop it. I hope I get more rebounds 2nite.

Has anyone considered just asking the Warriors to chill the fuck out?

This is gonna sound insensitive but I honestly have NO desire or wish for all these reboots. Gilmore Girls, Full House, X files...the talk of Friends. There is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much good TV out there to waste time on what Emma is doing in college. Who the fuck cares?

BRING BACK MY WHOLESOME CHARACTERS LIKE CHARLES OAKLEY AND MICHAEL JORDAN

KG should replace Stephen A. Smith immediately upon retirement.