Cool story, bro.

What's a "non-fatal casualt[y]?"

I originally read this as:

Tom, I normally agree with you...like, seriously, almost all the time. But in this case... don't be that guy. Please?

I'm pretty certain that's not a little girl. It also looks like the "little girl" gives red shirt lady the bird first. You can see the broadcast had her left hand blurred out. Just sayin...

His wingspan is 8 ft, not the door height.

We (I) still appreciate your hustle, my man. You just set me up for a "layup" on that one and I couldn't pass it up.

Well, that's the most thunderous "layup" I've ever seen.

Plus, you're incredibly late to the party fuckhead

Reading is crucial, you cunt. I'm not defending or accusing anyone of anything. It was simply a matter of stating facts. Grow the fuck up.

I never said he used PEDs (reading is fun). I'm not trying to discredit or defend anyone. I was just pointing out facts. Politely fuck off.

I love you for this comment, by the way. People so easily forget their own team's fuck-ups. They can eat the biggest of the dicks.

As a fellow Brewers fan, don't be such a spineless bitch. The Phillies have a far longer history of rule-breakers than Milwaukee can even comprehend. We're not above them, but we should be able to recognize that every other team has fuck-ups, too.

Hey man, I said the same fucking thing and no one wanted to hear it. Kudos for remembering, good sir.

This is baseball, sir. Barry Bonds leads the league in home runs in a single career.

To you and all these all these other fucking retards that pretend like my original comment wasn't factual.... just because Braun is a newsworthy example doesn't mean that I'm wrong with my sentiment. If you want justice, stop commenting on Deadspin, you dumbfucks. This is how things work here.

lol no

Hey, I'm not trying to defend to Braun here. I'm just pointing out the hypocrisy of some fans with short memories.

No but they did go to the fucking World Series. I'd rather go the World Series bro.

I didn't use google and I regret nothing.