I BEEN AWLIVE SINCE...LIKE...1988

Really, dude? Baseball's Best Fans, ladies and gentlemen!

What's up with the random green, blue and glitter shit all over the paper

Are you aware that the Bears fucking suck?

God, I love the Bucks.

Fuck the Dodgers, as well, but fuck the Cardinals much harder.

Yeah, seriously, fuck the Cardinals.

First thing that came to mind.

I was on vacation in Florida and was bit by about 30-50 of these fuckers at once. I spent the next 36 hours vomiting and feeling like I was going to die. My family thought I was just super hungover and didn't believe me when I told them I felt like I was going to die. It really sucked. Fucking ants...

EDIT: I'm an idiot.

I agree that one should wear their seatbelt but this was clearly the fault of the officer. Just saying.

So when a drunk driver kills an unbelted driver in another car, it's the fault of the unbelted person? Give me a fucking break. That cop fucked up big time.

Yeah, the Colts are not a 13 win team and they damn sure aren't a Super Bowl contender.

Whoville is missing their town drunk

Broken right jaw? He has two jaws?

PRACTICE?!

PRACTICE?!

wut

Pretty much. Their insurance must be insanely expensive as it is.

Oh, I am in the industry. This is just a massive liability issue. A trampoline that kids jump off of and into a pool? No fences or safety nets? Kids on the fucking roof? Are you kidding me? Some poor insurance company is going to end up paying a fuckload of money for some liability lawsuit.