“They are still stunned that this is how it has all gone down,”

Only 5 strips in and he was already ripping off “Peanuts”.

I respect Watterson. But, for Schulz, this was a job. Not a philosophical choice of how to express his art and deepest ideas. He did it to make money, raise his family, and live well in his old age. I respect that, too.

Dilbert and Garfield were never funny. Garfield without Garfield is hilarious.

“Do you see how different this strip is from the one in 1955?”

Brutaler.

Frankly I do not think Kimmel ever fully atoned for “The Man Show” so I guess I’m Team Leno here.

No one hates drama. People who say they hate drama are saying it to cause drama.

Sorry but Jay is thin skinned and a kiss ass. His nice guy act was irritating and criminally unfunny. There’s a reason why everyone hates him.

Oh, honey.

Stewart is gone. I’ll give Noah a try. Otherwise:

I never understood Jay Leno’s popularity. His shtick is corny dad humor.

What about late night what now?

I feel like someone on Mark's yearbook committee was fucking with him and he's in denial about it.

Yes, especially WTF parents. I hate stories like this. These are your children for Christ’s sake. My daughter identifies on the LGBT spectrum, and I can’t imagine anything other than just wanting her to be happy — if this were my son, I’d be tearing those fucking assholes to ribbons. Every once in a while she tells me…

People who can’t accept their children for what they are, completely, should not have kids.

my own high school printed that my future plans “going out with cartoon animals” instead of “outwitting them”

Well great job Kentucky, you get two stories today about the fucked up shitty way you treat your gay brethren. Fuck you and fuck your chicken.

Wow. Fuck these people!

According to a statement released by the school district, Maldonado’s picture was removed in error due to a miscommunication between him and the photographer.