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I’m incredibly impressed and inspired by this awesome woman.

Probably.

i don’t know that at my advanced age i could get out of bed for it, but i would love to see an army of sodomites show up at 1:30 am to booze it up and get our gay cooties all over their lawn.

1:30 am service is hardcore.

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There’s 9 of us in my family, so we have had some hella-huge fast food orders. I usually tell the person as soon as I get to the counter that we’re going to have a dozen orders of fries, and whatever fried chicken-y things, so they can drop those right away. Makes everyone’s life a little easier!

I promise you that these are the same types of parents who believe that the whole world is their babysittter. The bathroom, with the changing table, is literally 20 feet away. There are two of you in the lobby. One of you can damned well pick up your little shitmaker, and change them in the bathroom, while the other…

In my job orders consisting mainly of fried cheese and ice cream become much more likely around 10 pm. Them opening their door with a puff of smoke always make me wonder about bartering.

It’s REALLY NOT. If you haven’t gotten the hang of carrying your baby around or changing them in a prescribed area? You aren’t ready to dine out.

Ha, what the absolute shit. Breastfeed a baby at a restaurant, I’ll fight for that because it’s no less unsanitary than anything else anyone else is eating. But diaper changes go to the bathroom like any other bowel-related actions! Especially if the kid’s a boy, cause they can just spray piss everywhere during a…

BRING HER TO US

That is unsanitary and no, it is not that hard to take your child to the bathroom and change them. I had people do that on the outdoor tables where I worked before. Really? We would just cringe and stare when they did that.

I worked a summer at the McDonald’s in my college town to pay rent, and the customers were definitely the worst part. Some lady came in at 6 am with her family and was 10 cents short, so I found a dime on the counter and gave it to her. A couple of hours later, she came back and accused me of stealing $20 from her. My…

One time when I was about 19 I was super stoned and wanted the honey biscuits from Church’s Chicken/White Castle combo. When I finally convinced my boyfriend to drive me there, I order 15. They said it would be a 20 min wait so I said “thats fine, I’ll take 6 cheeseburgers and wait” I went and proudly sat at a table…

I always feel for fast food workers who get slammed with giant orders like that. Back in college I and my friends use to hit up the local Arby’s for their “five for five dollars” deal and buy 20 or 30 sandwiches at a time. We tended to have plenty of time and always made it clear that we were in no rush so they should…

My youngest daughter (16) just started working at McDonalds and she will be an order taker. She’s only been there a few days and already comes home with stories about the customers she’s had. (One large family ordered 17 McChickens, which required a manager override, and a bunch of other stuff.) I told her I’m going…

Revenge will be difficult, as I’m having a hard time trying to figure out something more disgusting to give her to eat than what she already ordered.

On revenge day, I thought I'd share this order. I work for a delivery company and got this order the other day. I got to her place (a building in which I was fairly sure I was going to get mugged in the elevator) and she giggled the entire time, overall creepy (also I find ranch disgusting). She tipped me 50 cents.