The woo cures are ridiculous. I’ve been really lucky with the doctors I’ve seen and in general with people around me and I’ve yet to be told that it’s all in my head although I know it’s fairly common. I’m part of a local support group and I know that a lot of the group have been subjected to that view. Hopefully I’ll…

I hagve a moral objection to letting underage seals into nightclubs.

You say Idris Elba is good (or at least better than mediocre), but you can’t even spell his name right.

Dear Canada,

See, this always makes me laugh. I made fun of Timmies as a national icon and people were like, “WELL MCDONALD’S IS SHIT TOO” and I’m like “...yes, it is?” What exactly are people trying to prove? The idea that ANY country should have national pride in any corporation is just baffling to me.

*coughwaybetterthanCanadianmaplesyrupanywaycough*

google translate tends to default to ‘classic’ french... we were waiting on the proper Quebecois translation... here it is now...

"Please..."

Listen, Canada, we have all those things. We especially have the syrup covered, we don’t want any of yours.

I don’t remember anything either before or after ‘Idris Elba’.

Oh. He’s perfection.

Shouldn’t this also be written in French?

In retaliation, America will continue to keep Lord Stanley’s cup. You know, like the last couple of decades.

(Editor’s Note: Like I’m ever going to pass up a story that makes fun of Tim Hortons...)

Who cares? I mean, it’s not like naming your kid Oprah or something.

There are already two posts on my Facebook feed with parents noting that THEIR Princess Charlottes were named before this one.

My daughter’s middle name is Elizabeth-Charlotte—after both of my grandmothers. I am glad she was born before this little button, so she will know I didn’t cop her name.

Yes! My daughter is an Isabella, Bella for short... we had it chosen years before she was born, years before it was popular. Then came Twilight & everyone says “oh you’re a twilight fan!?” As if someone would really name their child after a vampire movie?!

Yes, well, it’s also an old family name for them. :)

I just texted my husband and friends, “Kate and William stole my baby name!” Not that I’m having a baby anytime soon. But still...

I wanted to name my future daughter Isabella, after my grandmother. Better to have people think you follow the British monarchy than are so obsessed with Twilight to the point you name your kid after an agency-less burlap sack of whinge. (Trying to cheer you up- any luck?)