Just so you know the data isn’t actually per capita it’s total per state and the percentages skew things significantly. Connecticut doesn’t have much to explain - in 2012 100 people died from drunk driving in comparison to 89 in Montana but CT has 4 times as many people as Montana does. If you’re going to die in a car…

Girls who get drunk and shout "Woo!" all fricking night like a broken record despite there being nothing to "Woo!" about. They tend to travel in packs. There are three living down the block from me and they are shouting "Woo!" at each other right now and making all the dogs in the neighborhood bark and I have to work…

Not sure if you know this, but it’s not the perpetrator’s family suing the rental company, it’s the victim’s.

The Miami Herald is calling the “Ill be dead thanks to you” text prophetic.

What a terrible person, I hope she is convicted. I have mixed feelings about the victim’s family suing the rental company.

Not her parents

Their daughter was the passenger that died, not the driver that killed her

Robin was right. "Woo girls" are the worst.

Ah ok, thanks Anna!

Must have more than just that to charge her surely?

When it said "grinder", I thought they meant like a hoagie.

Seriously. Whenever people are stopped with weed in their cars or whatever I'm like "... why did you even get off the couch? HOW did you get off the couch?" Sit down, have some Doritos, watch Broad City. Don't go out there stalking people! That takes so much effort!

I'm never disappointed when I guess Florida as the location for these stories. What the hell do they put in the water down there? Is it a CIA drug experiment?

It's guys like him that give weed possessors a bad name.

(Reading headline) How stupid would you have to be to do that?

With Seeburger's permission, officers searched the car and found 3 grams of marijuana and a grinder.

White guy. He can walk down the street carrying said penis extension without getting shot by the cops. They'd just assume he was a Good Man with a Tiny Dick.

That's a good point. He also isn't homeless, they seem to be the only white people who get shot by cops.

Nah, he looks white, he'll be alright. He'd have to come in with 17 different guns in one hand and a grenade mid-launch in the other for them to actually shoot him.

This is amazing. Glad the creep got caught,