I feel the same way about my son's guinea pigs. I love feeding them parsley sprigs because it's so adorable to watch them nibble them down, stem to leaf.

Ms. Schlussel, et al.:

My torts professor used to call warning labels "memorials to stupid people".

Especially if you're related to these people.

But would he pay the sharing fee?

Kirk Cameron is not acceptable as anything.

For "Gaa", please read "Gah!" as in, "Gah! What an asshat!"

Oh, ffs.

I love mahi mahi. I used to eat it all the time when I lived on the west coast. It's not that common in the NE, though.

My mom was an addict, and showed up to the bridal salon stumbling and slurring and bitching everyone out for literally no reason. It was beyond humiliating.

This was the first thing I thought of! I love that scene so much.

Maybe he was related to this guy .

Congratulations on the new baby!

I think the voyeurism aspect rises to the level of sex crime. Certainly the hospital can be sued for negligence in not protecting its patients from crime.

I'm hearing that in my head to the tune of "O Sole Mio".

I'm picturing a laser pointer for some reason.

My husband's a computer security guy, so if he were the jealous/nosy type, he could read anything of mine he wanted. We don't share info beyond phone pass codes, though.

I read it that way, too! The actual story was kind of, um, anticlimactic.

I'm with you. My mom died in her 50s of lung cancer. But hey, she weighed only 70 pounds, so good for her, right?

I can see where the sound effects may have detracted a bit from the magical effect. On the other hand, being able to simultaneously crush skulls and trail gold dust wherever you go would make you a force to be reckoned with.