To hell mit you!

It’s like he’s perpetually trapped in 1992.

Plus legs have a lot of surface area and laser hurts like a mother fucker. I knew some trans women who got it done and they said it was like snapping a rubberband against your leg for every single follicle. I think I’d rather have hairy legs, honestly, but I’m blonde so that’s easy for me to say.

Warren shows up arm in arm with Nomar Garciaparra and it’s all over.

LOL that is exactly it. Canada is your lameass distant friend who had a dumpy potato of a bf for years, left him for a hunk 3 months ago (who may just be using her for a family job connection?), and is now coming over with a single bottle of Clos du Bois and Love, Actually to say, there there, you’ll be okay! Hillary…

Hey, I live in MA and I hate the idea of sharing a state with Goddamn Connecticut. But we all have to make sacrifices for our glorious 20 state future.

Your assumption is incorrect

Exactly. All the more reason to let them be their own wicked expensive state and let the eastern half go (this is actually a terrible strategy, as poor regions will often need to be subsidized by richer urban centers, but hey, I’m just a random internet commenter)

I figure they’d just fuck off to Desertland or New Colorado or just drive their RVs into a ditch and drink themselves to death or something. There’s only like 1,000 of them and there’s no way they can afford to move to Seattle.

But yeah, I could see cutting a deal with them that, if we catch them living out there,…

Oregon & Washington cut off at the cascades and become Rainlandia.
East of that: Idaho, Wyoming, Montana, Dakotas to the Missouri river become a state park. Only humans allowed to stay there are Native Americans, rangers, scientists, photographers and tourists.
Nevada, Utah and Arizona: Desertland, your different…

Finally, a presidential candidate we can all look down on.

LOL what could I do but call her names, and then repeatedly lose my shit over it years later while my pants fall down and I trip on my pants into a pile of rotting pumpkins and my head gets trapped in a pumpkin and a dog pees on me? I’m a deal-maker, baby! And world leaders respect me!

I have yet to read a David Brooks column that is good by any metric.

Goddamn it andy

It’s hard for any woman to find a well-fitting oxford shirt because it’s a totally unforgiving, structured garment out of woven fabric, originally designed for men. And even men have trouble finding one off the rack that fits well, so many wear shirts that are to big, to short or too long.

And it’s not just vanity, either. Her quote of being able to open her mouth, feel her lips and nose once again is profound. We have so many nerves in our face, so much processing power dedicated to its sensations. Our brains are mapped to it, meshed with it. Our face is ourselves. Losing a portion of it has got to…

Solid A+ for Jrue. I’m really encouraged to hear that he’ll be there for Lauren and the baby and setting a good example for paternity leave. Thoughts and secular prayers for Lauren!

Thank you for this! My workout regimen has a lot of different kinds of push ups and not a lot of explanation on hand/arm orientation. I still don’t have the chest / arm strength to do a full push up (strangely, I have a greater range of motion with a tricep push up or even a downward dog push up!), but now I’m at…

I mean, unless their last name is Obama or they look like they spent their childhood in a warzone, where else would they be from but the burbs? The Art Institute? (I haven’t lived in Chicagoland since I was 11, though, so, what do I know)