If you can even find that. Out here in the sticks it’s 90% nursing, truck driving and call centers. We are honestly so, so fucked when self-driving trucks are everywhere.

sadly, like with San Francisco, it’s where all the jobs are, especially for a lot of creative fields. And so many employers don’t do telecommuting because they don’t have to. It’s “fuck you, get your ass in the chair here in midtown every morning for 40k and shitty insurance.” Don’t like it, there are a thousand…

A small, wheezing army of Trumpkins march off into the desert for payback. It’s a gift that keeps on giving.

Dicks out for Koko :(

go to jail ;P

Doing this deliberately should have some repercussions, but that’s the only distinction I can find.

Yeah, either a crazy woman released a bunch of crickets on a train and caused a panic or a crazy woman released a bunch of crickets on a train and caused a panic.

Getting grossed out about sharing bar soap is silly because you do not need to to touch it directly to most of your bod. Put it between your hands, work up some suds, then use your mitts to scrub up in those hard to reach places.

LOL if 2-year-olds could fly around and latch onto an adult’s body and suck his or her blood for 9 months, you better believe we’d want the right to say, uh, no thanks.

The two words that get me to take a pill every morning for over 10 years: Vaginal Tearing.

This seems really important to note. We need to define “trigger warning” and “safe space” better and I’m disappointed in UoC for not spelling out what they mean.

Oh god my ankles screamed just watching that.

RR designers and owners believe coat hangers to be large, sturdy affairs of solid mahogany and titanium, and that shall be their downfall.

Same. Now I’ll just load it up when I’m out for a walk anyway. Or try to. It usually stops acting up by the time I’m halfway through and away from any stops, then it’ll jam up again by the time I’m back to where the stops are. So, basically useless except for slowly, slowly hatching eggs.

It’s like “some complain that high heels are not the same as REAL foot binding.” Yeah, no shit, foot binding’s gross and no one should do it.

I know, right?

I refuse to relent in my demands for incredibly exciting shot put competitions.

I don’t think he “wants” to appeal to any group in particular. He doesn’t care to try to win over Bernie voters or undecideds or anyone who isn’t already swooning over him. He just wants to say whatever awful shit comes to his mind and to be surrounded by cheering crowds for saying it. I don’t think he has any…

LOL no jeans and sneakers for a job that pays how much? And how much are they expecting to make in 5 years? 10?

I’m going to go out on a limb to say this new Ghostbuster’s movie, just by existing and starring women, is improving my childhood.