Dicks out for Koko :(

go to jail ;P

Doing this deliberately should have some repercussions, but that’s the only distinction I can find.

Yeah, either a crazy woman released a bunch of crickets on a train and caused a panic or a crazy woman released a bunch of crickets on a train and caused a panic.

Getting grossed out about sharing bar soap is silly because you do not need to to touch it directly to most of your bod. Put it between your hands, work up some suds, then use your mitts to scrub up in those hard to reach places.

LOL if 2-year-olds could fly around and latch onto an adult’s body and suck his or her blood for 9 months, you better believe we’d want the right to say, uh, no thanks.

The two words that get me to take a pill every morning for over 10 years: Vaginal Tearing.

This seems really important to note. We need to define “trigger warning” and “safe space” better and I’m disappointed in UoC for not spelling out what they mean.

Oh god my ankles screamed just watching that.

Same. Now I’ll just load it up when I’m out for a walk anyway. Or try to. It usually stops acting up by the time I’m halfway through and away from any stops, then it’ll jam up again by the time I’m back to where the stops are. So, basically useless except for slowly, slowly hatching eggs.

I don’t think he “wants” to appeal to any group in particular. He doesn’t care to try to win over Bernie voters or undecideds or anyone who isn’t already swooning over him. He just wants to say whatever awful shit comes to his mind and to be surrounded by cheering crowds for saying it. I don’t think he has any…

LOL no jeans and sneakers for a job that pays how much? And how much are they expecting to make in 5 years? 10?

Pinsir, hands down

Team Mystic because I have no idea how to play this game, but it’s clearly the choice of smart people, and I am smart people, even though I’m addicted to an objectively stupid and poorly designed game.

This is literal violence, Andrew

Schoolbus on the outside / flocked on the inside / oh god I can’t finish this joke

Absolutely perfect except that Quincy might be more Nina and Sal and she might threaten your kneecaps more.

More like “I will use this review to speak of my experience driving this car, which was negative, because it is miserable to drive any car, no matter how growly and leather-clad and button-filled, through a dense urban center like New York. I find this car terrible to drive because does not suit my needs, nor the…

What? The Sun shouldn’t be taken seriously? But..

Adam you fucking tosser