good luck sliding anywhere in skirts is all I’m sayin

If Kurt were alive right now he’d be wearing that shirt every day and we’d have to intervene and tell him it’s time to wash that shirt.

I’d like to apologize on behalf of Sox fans, but you’ll probably get more justice selling them cans of Natty Boh on the sly at 5x retail

What can we do for these women?

MD sure looks like MA when the Orioles are hosting the Sox, though.

Time to burn the whole motherfucker down, divorce amateur sports from colleges and universities and pay the players fairly. If the nearby school wants to throw in scholarships for the players, they can keep the name on the jerseys, but if you don’t pass the classes you don’t get a degree.

This TE27 is for sale near me for 12,500. Nice price or crack pipe? Because Hnnngggh https://westernmass.craigslist.org/cto/5517018882…

He’d move them from Jacksonville to Caracas, the true home of jaguars, and outfit all the players with ball-piercing daggers.

Aw, he kinda looks like that Tsarnev fella, only without so much blood on his hands.

They make her legs look like not even her legs, like they’re some weird puppet legs sticking out from under her jacket. Subtracting 10 points from Kardashian. 10 points to Gryffindor.

Eww. Well there goes that crush.

I think the real tough part there is that they’re saying no prior theater experience necessary. If you open the doors to white people who like Hamilton but have no theater experience, it would be a deluge. Like they’d have to hire additional people just to sit through all the doomed white auditions. But on the other…

“What if they put an ad out that said, ‘Whites only need apply?’” he tells CBS. “Why, African-Americans, Latinos, Asians would be outraged.”

Exactly what I’m thinking. Okay, so let’s say he’s living with the “true-believer girlfriend” who pays enough of the expenses for him to be able to survive on 10k a year writing some articles here and there. That’s great! That means his UPS job can go 100% to his kids and he can keep his writing dream alive when he’s…

Every Republican candidate said they would straight up personally murder a baby to stop the rise of Adolf Hitler. And you’re calling us hypocrites for raising our voices about Donald Trump? Liberal does not imply pacifist. And pacifists rely more than anyone else on methods of non-violent resistance.

I'd like to add https://youtu.be/4CI3lhyNKfo

This right here.

Same. She’s not perfect, but it feels like every comedian lays a nasty racist or sexist egg every once in awhile. I’m ready to move on from her fuck ups and appreciate her for her better stuff. But I’m lucky to be in a position to do that.

Sounds about right. I know Kinja’s got a lot of members, but take a look at how many rape/sexual assault stories just like these show up in the comments. And the adults in the situation often did nothing. It’s really fucked up.