Here’s a wild guess: casino? Potawatami is vaguely central to most of those counties.

And from the moment it opens to the public, how long til someone falls in? 3 hours? 4?

Who wouldn’t want to go surfing in that on a cold, damp January afternoon in the mid-Atlantic?

Whew, I was afraid I was the only chick who did this sometimes.

It’s not like the free toilet paper ever gets used for vandalism. If it did, I’m sure schools would start charging for it right away.

If your flow’s light enough you can just fold it up into a narrow rectangle and nestle it between your labia. But I can’t say it’s very comfortable

Going to see the nurse - as if being female is some kind of special condition that we can’t prepare for. If 50% of your students had asthma, I’d like to think the school would have more in place for forgetting your inhaler than “what? oh... oh! uh... go see the nurse, I guess?”

Why don’t mothers supply their children with toilet paper and tissues before they leave for school?

Because some Americans don’t seem to understand it in any language.

This is a fantastic idea and I hope it goes well. Toilet paper is free in schools, and fem hygiene should be no different.

An open-air mosquito preserve with nary a beer cup, bloated corpse or ounce of vomit. No sir, as clear and blue as the day is long.

In a sane world of responsible governance, Clinton would be the Republican nominee.

Especially since he’s supposed to be the Evangelical option for the hateful Christians who don’t appreciate Trump’s potty mouth.

I look at that trunk opening nubbin and think “oh yeah, that’ll be fun to try to open after an ice storm to get out your snow shovel.”

I wouldn’t be surprised if it has something to do with conditions in utero - not exactly genetic, but still familial and part of your natural chemistry. But I am not a biologist of any kind.

Kids: They’re your personal property that you can fuck up however you feel like unless they’re still a small clump of cells within your body.

Or she’s gay and either in denial or a “technical” virgin.

“I’ve just relegated to not hitting on women. If they want to approach me, cool, but I’m not going to ruin someone’s night because of an unfortunately legitimate fear.”

“Hey, I’ve never stabbed someone who rejected me! So it’s feminism’s fault that I can’t get laid on my own terms as often as I’d like.”

Holy shit yes. Fall 2015 had a slightly futuristic Moroccan vibe to it. Clean edges, lush patterns, rich colors, light exotic accents, fully realized outfits. This... this just looks like cheap fabric thrown together without any unifying concept. I audibly gasped. Just, wow.