Do the Freddie!

If I didn’t know that they’ve lost any sense they once had of strategy, negotiation and self-preservation, I’d almost wonder if this was a ploy of old-guard Republicans to bolster the campaign of a president they can work with.

Cutie Patootie Psychobilly mention: 1958 AMC Rambler

Role reversal, time!

Now, it could just be the wording, but I don’t see anywhere in this letter that she’s begging him for his help in choosing a new car (probably because she knows he’ll try to pressure her into buying something expensive and impractical that HE’D really like to drive and will instead spend all of his time trying to…

Finally, an ad to rival Chicago’s Eagle Auto Insurance ads of the early 90’s

VT’s lovely this time of year. And you can still buy a lotta house for a buck oh five.

Except that everyone knows the Tanry is a perfect chick magnet http://www.natewalsh.com/tanry/

- Popular mainly because of ridiculous product placement in the 80’s

That grill just looks so punchable.

I think, if men could get pregnant, you’d have a hard time convincing 98% of them to carry it to term.

I think you’re right on there. They aren’t really expecting girls to knock on their door saying “uhm, hi! Yes, I’m here for the bean flicking, please?” I think it’s more of an advertisement to the male freshmen.

Telling your dad about the state of your hymen?

Try telling them to stop drinking and smoking, start eating right and taking vitamins and seeing their doc regularly for 9 months, just the merest tip of the iceberg of what a pregnant woman has to do to bring a healthy baby into this world, and see how well they handle it.

This isn’t plainly worded enough for you?

ALL BODILY FLUIDS MUST BE REPRESENTED WITH DYED-BLUE WATER, EVERYTHING ELSE IS VULGAR, SO SAYETH THE GOD OF ADVERTISEMENT.

omg the gifs on their website are ADORABLE. I want these so bad now!

That is so sad. I’m pretty sure any one of us Kinja schmucks could get more than ten donors for our presidential campaigns, even here in the grays. :(

Alarming how all of these outfits are chin-to-ankle columns of fabric. Turtleneck, modesty vests, high-waisted gaucho pants, knee-high boots. That plus the egg-shaped haircuts and stiff mannequin poses make it all look so suffocating and sexless. We gave up our mini skirts for this?

A: When you want to maximize human suffering and injustice, or at least enshrine it for as long as possible.