I know the driver of this incredible beautiful machine.

Looks like something Lord Vader would drive.

Even sounds a bit like a Tie Fighter (experimental or not); like dem’ brakes yo! Scrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeaaaaawwwww ka-BOOM!

And has a dial that does something important otherwise Lord Vader would be using two hands while…

SS Youth Division
BS Youth Division

It starts somewhere...

Pfft. The owner just didn’t use the correct blinker oil. You need 710 dammits!

You know what else is an awesome machine?
Tom Gurney’s AAR Eagle MKIII.
Many production teams were used to seeing the rear of these machines.

Gutterhook.

So uhm.

You know the gear shift knob was a very phallic design and is also one of the most comfortable knobs I’ve used. Hey... I’m a car slut I know these things.

Totally grounded it to the ground...

So when can we get him to read my GPS directions! TAKE MY MONEY@!@!!

Wow... That person must be flexible to snort all those lines...

Damn this monkey on my back!!! Damn damn damn damn!

Why am I always Heart?!?

It’s... Kinda’ cute?.?

Did he turn it off and on again?

Never go full Trump...

Peter Thiel to the rescue!!!

The Tower of Babel shall fall...

So. Story goes
- Comcast adds more data zones for caps
- Comcast CS sucks
- Comcast still sucks

Oh no that’s the classical nomenclature. It is now known as DWang.

I greatly appreciated this piece. It wasn’t too brash by being brash on the brashness of brash German cars.

I demand a series!