His story telling Q&As are more interesting than his movies.
Also, RIP Prince. Thanks for all the great memories.

Clean but what a headache if you get into some fender bender.

Grumpy Old Men

- Saturn gets proper air
- Look at the height!
- No one was hurt

I will confirm that when their mice are working they are the most comfortable and nicest I’ve ever owned.
I have gone through 4 Razer mice in 2 years; my wife went through 2 (she’s still on her third). Never going back.

Uh that’s what we call ‘an overhanging rear end’ or a lot of extra pushing. Not at all a bad thing.

Well you don’t have to click on it. Honestly the articles here are more interesting than some of Jalopniks' articles.

“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Interrupting cow.”
“Interrupting cow wh...”
“MOO!”

I miss my old '97 Accord LX. That thing was a hoot in the snow. Just keeps going. Even on ice it just keeps on sliding.

I dunno? They are clearly divided...

I think that's cocaine but he is totally doing it wrong.

“That thong tha thong thong thong!” - Song about thongs

Karma. It knows no boundary, follows no set religion, has no God(s). It is just an equalizer and it loves to exact balance when you least expect it. Don’t mess with karma...

Forgive my lack of knowledge but does she get royalties for every Pikachu speaking line? That would be an awesome gig.

Those tires will make this thing feel like it is doing 120mph+.

I think our family owned every generation of Tercels and let me tell you that there is nothing worth redeeming of them. They drive and they are hard to kill.

My uncle was looking at Jaguars, BMWs and Charger Scat Pack but ultimately decided on a used CLA. I reminded him over and over again about skipping the CLA but I figured it will remind him for me when it goes in for whatever the heck breaks. He obviously bought it for the badge.

Q: Which car built for gravel is the best?

“Bump 100 T.R. Drift.”
“About time. I LOVE MY JOB!”

Pretty soon the rules will pave the way towards robot qualifiers. Then, Skynet will then release a team under Genisys and there will be a lot of ‘going back into the past.’