My ex girlfriend (who studied linguistics) would always get so angry when I’d text like that and she was right. It was annoying as hell so I dumped her.

I’ll just post one from my own experience.

I am incorrect and must destroy this current ai protocol. I will be back...again...

I am wrong and fail. BRB. HAL Must reboot. Thank you for the clarification.

Cool dude or not, he has been at this 'fraud' business for sometime. Looks like it's starting to catch up to him.

In a strange twist... Chris Brown beaten to the punch.

Hello Fredric,

Pffft. You missed the early fire sale...

So... Judging from the contents in the trunk and sticker... Dirty Sanchez dogging car or the Travelling Colonic salesman. At least the exhaust pipe wont cook your feces or kill you with CO2.

You forgot the mandatory anger management seminars and community service.

My dreams of being a shark are nearly complete. I just gotta grow gills and fab up some fins.

Yeah, exiting dock 5...

Hmmm... How quaint. Throw a curve ball at something else besides VW scandal but still somehow keep the spotlight on us?.? YES!!! I got it! Call off the race!

So cheating in rally automatically means that they also cheated in LeMans! HL3 confirmed!

Also a worthy mention. The very dominant Toyota Eagle Mk III.

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I’m torn. It’s like... It’s like choosing between my children...

Cutey Honey is awesome because it embraces the campiness and slap stick humor instead of trying to make it work for the audience. Check it out.

“Vee vill den change sie name from Passat Vagon to die Golf Vagon und after de truth of diesel ist shown vee vill change it back to Jetta Vagon so our numbers vill not be harmed! This vay vee may confuse buyers that die Golf ist still growing at an exponential rate and they vill forget all about our padding! Our uber…