"Get to tha' crusha!"

I agree. Would you have to sign a waiver or contract that would state that you are now somehow compensated and cannot press charges or go to court?
I only ask because you know there's going to be some idiots who go through with the rebate, get a newer car and then somehow devise a way for that said claim to affect…

There was no conversation. It was 'who could kiss the most ass.'

I feel bad for Samus's legs and feet though.

Gutter hook FTW!!!

Next time you plan on being a jack ass, spare the effort of covering the project car because you're just going to ruin it anyways.

They shouldn't have stopped there. Clearly it was bat country...

Wasn't a flop but only it wouldn't take long to catch on fire.
Flame on!

Ain't Got Time For That
You want to drop a man/woman quickly without too much resentment or with little conflict? Wait until they tell you how they saved a burning bus of orphans while maintaining a constant speed of 65mph because there are snakes and bombs on the bus and because they are thinking you dig them then let…

Depends. Perfect or not 'depending' on the weather...

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Pietr: Da! Boar is dead!
Boris: Nyet! I'm right here. Oh you mean 'what is for dinner.' Yes, I crush it with secret Cold War weapon!

"Studies show that couples who swing together..."

I wanna' buy this audio book so bad my dicks hard.

I think you could interchange Bay and Bruckheimer and no one would notice a difference.

The Tao of Jeet Kune Do is a good start. Lots of little lessons, proper techniques and plenty of exercises (both mental and physical). A lot of it is fragmented into sections but he never really finished it. There were some sections that he revised quite often and others he wanted to enter but just left before he…

Escape hatch was a great success.

I'm a huge Bruce Lee buff and abide by the JKD mantra of KISS. The greatest contribution is the practice of focusing on the important exercises and totally committing yourself to improve those exercises so eventually they become second nature and at that point you really don't put much thought into it but learn to…

Damn straight! I would have eaten it!

I'm in the same boat. Or am I really the guy who throws the untied anchor off the ship just because?