HowToBeAlone
HowToBeAlone
HowToBeAlone

I'd just like to remind the voting public that when we speak of Rose, we are speaking of the lovely French blending of wine that incorporates a "touch of skin" to gently color the easy-to-drink favorite of fun loving sophisticates. If you need a visual, think:

It really is unfair. You need both things to exist. It's like having to choose between water and cookies, WTF.

Team Champagne . #dealwithit

Margarita vs Gin????

Vodka just marching on because I contend very little crosses generational, socioeconomic, racial and gender divisions like our blessed lady of fermented potatoes. Swilled by your rich-ass aunt and poor-ass self alike, with only slight distinctions in quality.

Caffeine vs. Immodium? CHAMPAGNE VS. RED WINE???

Of course by oxygen I mean OxyContin, but that typo is epic so I will leave it.

Bradley Cooper is a beautiful angel. That's not a flannel shirt; that's just his sex wings.

I thought maybe it was just me. She is incredibly annoying. I can't help but think she was added simply because they thought they needed a black woman on the panel in their ongoing competition with GMA. She is no Robin Roberts.

Not so fast. Tamron Hall hijacks the show plenty with far less meaningful things than a wedding.

The reason that measles is in the population to get caught by people too young to get vaccinated is that ANTIVAXXERS ARE DESTROYING HERD IMMUNITY.

Not gonna lie, thought that pic was Kate McKinnon doing her Justin Bieber impersonation lol.

Exactly. You don't have "whole" kids or "half" kids or any other kind of qualifier. You just have kids. They are yours. End of discussion.

That's the point where I stopped having sympathy for her.

Her "Whole" kids?!?

Frankly, this sounds awful. Why does everything have to taste like a cupcake?? WINE IS JUST GREAT THE WAY IT IS, OKAY? IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE CANDY.

"So, I'm just walking around doing cat stuff, right? And I walk by the kid — and let me tell you something about this kid: I hate him. He's always poking me, yanking my tail, climbing on me, pinning my ears back, all that crap. All I'm saying is I warned them. I warned them several times that if that damn kid pulled

After spending 2 hours in a Kindergarten class today, I can unequivocally tell you: This is not cute. Nope. Not even little.

Seriously? I don't understand all the outrage.

Understandably shaken, Pauline asked to speak to a manager, who pulled her aside and gave her some hand sanitizer and a 30% off coupon. No one took her name down, no one offered to follow up with her.