Yes. Wearing hats indoors is rude. Take them off. I don't care if they make your outfit pop.

Oh, holy goodness. Ari Shapiro is beautiful.

Um yeah, Ari Shapiro duh. And Ira Glass of course.

If you've ever had the conversation about who your NPR crush is and your NPR nemesis, you're one of my people.

The webbing between your thumb and first finger should touch that of the other person.

Last time I checked serving as an Oakland Raiderette was not compulsory.

I'm confused as to why you're disappointed in Meryl, I 'm not familiar with incident you're referring to, and more than likely Meryl has no clue either. Is she supposed to send someone to google any time she sits / takes a pic with another celebrity who may possibly interact with?

Not sure, but his transformation into a late in life lesbian is going right on track

why. just why.

Pink and Nate Ruess were so, so good. OMG.

Robin Thicke and Chicago was such an...odd collaboration.

Oh yeah??? Do you think that's why I maybe mentioned it at the bottom of the article:

Are you fucking kidding me, Chicago??? Classy horns with that fucking asshole?? I give up. I'm moving.

If Robin Thicke wins anything for Blurred Lines, I s2fg I will throw something.

I know the Grammys have never been know for great hosting but LL Cool J is really terrible. Really. Really terrible.

Well, if it weren't for the Liam Neeson movie preview, I would've lost interest in this telecast 30seconds earlier...

She has pumped SO. Many. Things. Into. Her. Face.

Do you take a cruise ship to work?

Somewhere somewhere Segolene is laughing her ass off