Ran into Target last night to grab some food on the way home. And by food, I mean I box of Kraft Mac-n-cheese (yes, I eat like a toddler.)

Hillary, I just want to say 'Welcome' because I forgot to do so a few articles ago. I'm happy to see a new writer here! I've enjoyed your posts!

Now THIS is a person who deserves a second chance at improving their life, unlike some snot nosed rich teenager who thinks it's cool to drink and drive. *ahem*

WHAT ARE THEY? YOU MUST TELL US.

Okay, but literally every style of boots on their website is "out of stock." I don't understand — how do you have a successful company if you have ZERO boots of any size, sort, or style in stock in December????

Warm. You can lace them up tight, but they also don't five hours to get on and off. Also: TALL. Here in Minnesota, it is nice to see a high snowbank and climb right into it without the snow falling into your boot. Also: cute enough to keep on all day. Although you will get warm.

These freagin' beauts:

Pajar are THE BEST. I'm from Montreal and these are the only boots that kept me warm and dry!

I don't need a fat pact with someone. I just need women in my life who like to live healthy, eat well, get active and WON'T TALK ABOUT THEIR WEIGHT in the process. I love being active. I love eating healthy. I love working out. I would even like to shed some pounds. But i don't want to talk about my weight, or…

At least they did the moral thing and got married.

I DO NOT KNOW! THAT IS WHAT MY INTERNET OVERLORD LIZARD PEOPLE TRILATERAL COMMISSION GODS TOLD ME! UGGGGHHH.

I love this show even for all its faults but I can't understand how Olivia, strong, confident, capable Olivia, could fall for a manipulative SOB like Fitz. Ugh.

There are not enough headdesk gifs in the world for this stupidity.

How could you misquote the best sentence in the whole darn article? "Jesus was a white man, too. He was a historical figure. That's a verifiable fact — as is Santa. I just want the kids watching to know that." Santa being Caucasian is a VERIFIABLE FACT. Obvs.

OMG. When she climbs on the unstable chair to clean their lighting fixture I always yell at my tv. BECAUSE MORTY IS TALL AND COULD PROBABLY REACH WITHOUT STANDING ON A RICKETY ASS CHAIR.

Oooh, "fruity"? Damien, I want to think better of you, but that's really shitty.

Oh, for fuck's sake. He literally said that he COPED BY EATING PIE.

You are assuming a lot aren't you? Maybe she just wasn't in the mood for all the OMG's!

I want to buy her a drink.

The sleeves on Michelle's dress: