I know who she was. I also know how she died. Your condescending recommendation to read more is misplaced, as it so happens that my BA is in Indian Studies. She was a divisive political figure, calling her that is correct, not scary. Or did you expect me to list all of the possible epithets she could reliably be…

It's not the best occasion to be snarky about that but yes, Indira Gandhi was pretty much reviled before her assassination so I found it rather funny that the OP used her as an example.

You're a cunt.

That was so nice, I kind of teared up, like a huge dork. Plus you remembered the Hiddles. *bursts into tears*

I would like to take this time to say that Burt should take over Jezebel! Her posts are hilarious and she's just so damn amazing! Go, Burt!

Santino's Tim Gunn impression should have won some sort of honorary Emmy.

What happened to Andrae?

Between Daniel, Santino, Nick and Andrae? Forget it, nothing will ever beat season 2 for me. I'm still pissed that Chloe won, but my boy Daniel got his in the all star season.

YO, HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT DANIEL VOSOVIC?! That season had some great characters.

So the Kardashians sisters are leading the way in inter-racial relationships?

When I was a teenager, I was dating this guy... And when the time came to get down and dirtayyy, he pulled off all his clothes and he was completely waxed. Completely. Everwhere.

I stopped, explained myself, put my clothes back on, opened the car door (don't judge me), and went home. I just couldn't do it. WHERE WAS…

Jesus stopped by the other day and clipped his nails in the bathroom. I found these on the floor when he was done. I know, I'll grab a random American stranger and make him deal with it. Also, this is what I look like.

She's so quick with a great response. I love it. She's like a normal person, very intelligent and witty, and unlike her vapid industry of insipid celebutantes, she stands out as being interesting and smart as well as beautiful.

I passed that turkey backstage and I thought for one second about putting it over my head and like running out, but then I thought "Ehhh you have enough attention. Maybe it's time to rest."

I believe that's the joke.

My bff and my boyfriend together in one room THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

Best hair of all the demons.

THANK you.

I got this tattoo on my face because I like it. If you don't like it then don't look at me.

Does anybody else think the lab sounds kind of sketchy? Also, put me on the team of Dads That Aren't Present in Life Don't Get a Say in Death Investigations.