*applause*

Not everyone really *can* jump back into the market, though. My father left my mother when she was 57, after 26 years of marriage. Before that, she'd had waitressing jobs to put him through multiple graduate degrees, before becoming a sahm. She would not qualify for anything more than entry-level positions now, and…

No need to apologize! A scene this good deserves an accurate description. I stand corrected.

I feel like a dick for this...but she was drinking a Pink Squirrel in this scene. I need to get out more.

If you made the money and he worked as your household manager, then for sure he was eligible for spousal support. That you're relieved he didn't know enough to ask for it suggests to me that you might be kind of awful. Sorry, might be biased.

The correct answer is, of course, Ainsley.

I'll try to find it. For whatever reason, Kinja can't seem to process any of the replies I leave on that thread, but I'll look for one of your posts.

Maybe they're shocked because you're putting too much emphasis on the preseason, not because you're a woman. ;-)

Tots obsessed

You seem surprised. It's more like "Donald Trump wrote that." With a period.

I'm pretty sure I just got pregnant with Mark Ruffalo's baby by reading this, so I doubly appreciate his support for abortions

Polyamory is clearly the only solution.

Can we please talk about how she's not wearing a bra? How did her people/Oprah allow that? The first 10 minutes of this interview should have been Oprah taking her to a bra fitting. Maybe I'm just picky because I finally did that a couple weeks ago, but her boobs need support. How can we trust her to stay clean if…

I don't think this was an accident at all. In fact, I think this is social experiment - a joint effort between feminazis and The Homosexual Agenda™ - exactly what we God-fearing Christians have been warning about for decades.

I don't know. I think that's completely scummy by the Today Show. Ambushing a guest? That reeks of unprofessionalism and makes it seem like they have an agenda.

a person I used to call my "wifey"

I don't exactly know why, but I'm on Gaga's side in this I think. I can totally believe that Perez is being a massive douche, even if he's not actually stalking her.

Alrighty! This restored my faith in "the kids these days." Carry on!