“I know the topic of Michelle on post-White House life is getting old”

From the #odd desk:

good.

Looks like you’re the first.

If I were the judge it’d be excruciating to have to say “Mr. Machine” so many times without visibly rolling my eyes.

Good, there is a special place in hell for this piece of shit. I watched Christy Macks interview on Real Sports or E60, and it was absolutely terrifying. Watch it if you get a chance. This prick deserves everything he got, and then some.

I’m setting the over/under for his eventual suicide at 80 days

As a prosecutor I could tell you some horror stories when it comes to rape cases tried to juries, but for the most part our success rate with rape prosecutions is pretty high in my county. Additionally, no one likes to prosecute rapes (or murders or vehicular homicides or anything where anyone is dead or seriously…

My reactions:

No, he doesn’t “have to make it.” I get that everyone is entitled to a competent defense and that sometimes attorneys for people accused of horrible things have to put forth arguments that appear sleazy. I have no problem with him essentially calling Constand a liar, and using the fact that she was in contact with…

This is the real privilege.

Well of course that’s worse because it destroys a man, where actual sexual assault typically destroys a woman and I think we all know whose life is more valuable here.

We all know it looked just like this, except there were pizza rats, too.

And at the last minute he does a stag leap to safety just as the train rushes by!

Yes! More ballet gifs! There are never enough ballet gifs.

A man uses his skills and several years of training for saving the life of a New Yorker in an unexpected and heroic way...

Police suspect Frank Underwood!

So Saddam had two ears and a heart?

hehehe “Used condom in a Gideon bible”