As long as you know how to differentiate them from life-ending poison mushrooms.

Being a man has nothing to do with it. Accurate is accurate regardless of the gender that explains it. The concept of a “jury of your peers” has no basis in America. People who say they want a jury of their peers are saying they want a system of nobility to be established.

Wrong page, racist guy.......

If you can’t afford to pay for a trial, your court-appointed lawyer will pressure you to plead guilty to a lesser charge to clear their caseload.

Not just on twitter. Look at fucking Gizmodo.

Well, he did wait 48 hours before he opened his big fat fucking mouth and fucked it up. I can’t believe he waited that long.

“Hold on, is this the Bibi who showed up uninvited and spoke to our Congress last fall to not-so-subtly endorse the Republican ticket? THIS IS YOUR FAULT.”

At o:29, lady with exposed shoulders, “What the fuck was that?”

The guy at 6 seconds knows.

I honestly have never hated anyone as much in my fucking life. Literally everything he does wants me to punch a hole in the wall. His hand motions, the way he condescendingly looks down like “calm” when reporters are asking question, he’s muffin top build...everything about that man is punchable.

Seriously? It has to be that explicit for you to understand what he’s saying?

To quote the late Terry Pratchett:

Throw in Ryan and Hatch and I’ll set up the Pentagram!

Dear God,

Hmmm...that sinkhole is giving me a terrific idea!

40 cubits even!

That’s it? God needs to bring His A-Game next time. It needs to be at least 40 feet wide.