Can AM Joy run for President? Or at the very least get a daily show? I can think of at least 5 people off the top of my head that MSNBC could bump to get her a better slot.

ever heard of Jet Packs???

the wall will be 30 feet tall

On the plus side, this waiter has likely cratered this restaurant’s business model.

They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.

“I need to make sure you’re from here,” the waiter told the women who, not knowing what else to do, handed over their IDs.

So, like we aren’t surprised at this point. I’d venture all of the TrumpThumpers are dirty. But what gets me is that this asshole only makes $300k doing this? Really?! That’s it?

Right when Bharara was just fired, I cynically claimed in another comment that Cheetolini had him canned to disturb some on-going investigation. Ka-ching!

Did you guys see this?

It’s true that she’s brainwashed, but by that extent, so is he. I’m not minimizing that brainwashing: I grew up with a sadistic mother who abused me every moment of my day, took my money, didn’t allow me to drive, and once even called a college I got into to tell them I couldn’t attend because I had died...but I got…

But if you just LISTEN to their bullshit side you’d understand it instead of being all intolerant and shit. This is America! Everyone has a side-belligerent racists, serial killers, rapists, pedos, terrori...wait, fuck those guys and anyone who looks like them.

Just realized that every person in today’s DirtBag is on a reality show. Goddamnit, we need some real stars causing trouble out there. This shit is unacceptable!

Seriously, watch a BBC interview. They don’t just nod their heads in agreement with whatever the hell the interviewee is saying. If someone says something that’s obviously bullshit, the interviewer will call it obvious bullshit, and press the interviewee on why they think it’s ok to spout such bullshit in the most…

We must take some stem cells from this reporter and inject them into every member of the White House Press Corps.

An expression I term “losing the will to live”. Poor Merkel. Can’t wait for her memoirs.

This is Deadspin. Poop is never TMI.

FYI, sharia law now involves scantily clad women, men bending over in front of other men, alcohol, and touching a pig skin.

This was funny, but when I saw the title on Twitter it really god my hopes up that he had been fired.

I’m totally okay with you being our new benevolent dictator, but banishment to Cuba is way too lenient a sentence for Paul Ryan.