I think kicking the press out of the White House would backfire. The admin would lose the carrot they dangle to encourage sycophancy. The mainstream press can be released from the more celebrity-watch styles of coverage and focus on the corruption, actual retaliations, and congressional fuckery. And best of all, the…

It really is just a rectangle envelope of a hat, so you can orient the corners however you’d like. I happen to think keeping the corners vertical puts a nice throbbing clit on the top of my head, and sorta makes it look like my face is being birthed. You could even do a smaller one and a larger one with two different…

Make your displeasure known! https://judiciary.house.gov/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Full-Committee-Roster.pdf

Time to hit the phones! These are the members of the judiciary committee who have the bill right now: https://judiciary.house.gov/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Full-Committee-Roster.pdf

“Herr Asshat” is good. I’ve settled on “Chief Bigot” myself to keep the focus on the central problem.

Yup.

I tried to contact his office a few minute ago and of course no one is answering the phones, but I did run across this gem of a link: https://oversight.house.gov/whistle/. So I blew the whistle on him. Suggested that his rabid partisanship could be do to some malingering personality traits, recommended he undergo a…

Submission is not consent.

The analogy that seems most apt to me: When the Michelin reviewer shows up to have her meal and right her piece about the restaurant, the whole staff needs to be top form. But just because stars are granted, doesn’t mean the fucking busboy earned a Michelin star. Yes busboy, you did not fuck this up for the rest of…

I think the exam itself has to do with the pelvic floor being part of the “core” that needs to absorb ~20 times a gymnast’s weight landing tumbling and vaulting exercises. A little oof escaping through the diaphragm is one thing, but all those organs landing into the pelvis as the floor pushes back up through the hips…

I was more freaked out by there not being a pre-existing rule about gloves and a chaperone for vagnial exam. I thought that’s been a requirement for every male doctor I’ve seen in the last twenty years.

Speaking of distractions, this is the week the GOP is gonnnna try and ram through the cabinet appointees. Call your senators and demand delaying/filibustering these cartoon villians’ appointments until the ethics board can finish its reports and any conflicts of interest are resolved.

I really want to make an impression with this. Which period story should I start with? I figure I’ve got max 30 sec to do it, and there are just so many options. My instincts say (1) air travel and periods- why we use the shining scene as a reference; (2) improper disposal of sanitary devices- this is how you get…

Well when we get proper representation even in just the House, we’ll go back to being happy to share. The Republicans capped the number of representatives about a hundred years ago to artificially maintain their majority then, and it has steadily eroded the rights of the citizens in the most populous states since.

This tweet is just to make us think he hasn’t been spending his days like this.

Groups (1) & (2) aren’t storm troopers, and I think equating accusations of bigotry with active participation in Naziism elides how bigotry functions. I don’t think that every person who voted for Trump would roll out a picnic blanket for a lynching. I do think that every one of them heard his promises to violate the…

I’m just trying to make it through Jan. In between petitions, protests, and midterm planning, I wanna gorge myself on the pettiest of celebrity feuds. And here’s a woman who will deliver. This way I might still have a working liver and esophagus come Feb 1, and I may actually survive the next four years.

I gotta say I’m (for once, and dear lord forgive me) on Mariah’s side on this. Used to be a technical flub like this was an embarrassment for the whole show, not just the performer. They ought to have cited technical difficulties, cut for ten, swapped out the malfunctioning part, and resumed broadcast. The voice is as…